Pi Day Pick-up Lines
I now realize why pi has no end. It was meant to measure your cuteness.
Maybe it’s because it’s Pi Day, but my mind has been going in circles thinking about you.
You are the radius to my area. Without you, I can’t define myself. All the other stuff in the formula has been defined, like pi and squaring radius, but not radius itself. And if I said circumference, it wouldn’t make a difference, because radius is still needed. Of course, I can use diameter, but that’s only radius times two, so it’s the same problem again. So whether I’m area or circumference, I need you as my radius. Pi isn’t any help at all, just sitting there obnoxiously with its squiggly little greek shape, but I need my radius. Be my radius.
Girls Need a Challenge, Too
Do you like the chase? The pursuit? The challenge? Well, brother, you might not be the only one.
When it comes to dating, I’m sure you’ve heard these before: Don’t be desperate. Don’t be needy. Don’t text her right back. Stick to the Three Day Rule. Play the game.
To summarize all this, a girl needs a challenge. Of course, she wants a good guy like you, but she doesn’t want you to hand yourself over to her so easily. It’s human nature! The harder something (or someone) is to earn, the more value it (or that person) presents.
Although both genders enjoy a good challenge, how each gender takes upon that challenge is an entirely different story, even completely opposite. For guys, it’s simple: Guy sees Girl, Guy wants to talk to Girl, Guy talks to Girl. The end.
For girls, it’s a little more than that. Luckily, girls aren’t as visually advanced as guys, which almost gives you, the Awkward Guy, a level playing field with everyone: the Tall Guy, the Player, the Rich Guy, the Artist, the Athlete, etc. Level playing field is so crucial, when you think about it.
But where guys usually fail is this: You present little or no value to the girl, because you present yourself as little or no challenge. This is especially true when pursuing a Quality Girl, someone who gets approached by guys regularly. To a Quality Girl, what would make you stand out? How about being a challenge to her?
Or take it up a notch: How about being a FUN challenge to her?
If you become a Fun Challenge to a Quality Girl, my job is done here.
Did ya go to a costume party for Halloween?
It didn’t have to be a cray cray booze-flowing, skin-showing shenanigan with a hundred strangers.
(Although, once in awhile, that might be good for you!)
If you didn’t dress up for Halloween, I doubt your seriousness in having fun.
And if you can’t be serious in having fun…
… I doubt your seriousness about dating!
Now that’s scary!
Be Serious About Having Fun
No fun, no attraction. Simple as that.
Practice having fun all the time. So when you’re on a date, it comes natural.
This is no joke. This should not be taken lightly.
Have fun, man. I’m serious.